Let’s see now, last week I posted some of the ‘site stats here at Puff of Heaven.  We all found out that — in the seven days previous — we’d had seventy five page views from all you wonderful smoking appreciators.  Traffic here was on the way up which, naturally, was to be expected since […]

Cathy’s name isn’t Cathy any more than Agnes’ name is Agnes; but I will relate my (upcoming) adventures with Cathy just as did with Agnes.  I realize, of course, that I have no business writing about Cathy, or thinking about Cathy or fantasizing about Cathy or putting Cathy’s name in a sentence that’s anywhere near […]

What did I say last week?  I said I was initiating a ‘weekly feature’ here at Puff of Heaven, a feature that will enable all of you wonderful smoking appreciators to take note of how normal, even common, your enthusiasm for cigarettes really is.  I pointed out, last week, that activity was on the increase. […]

I have decided, in that whimsical way Charon’s Aide has of setting plans, that Wednesday shall be “stats day” at Puff of Heaven.  You’d have to expect that activity at this website will increase as I post more and more articles about the goofy yet gratifying world of smoking appreciation.  Besides, I’m sure you’re dying […]

I was completely obsessed with cigarettes and with smoking by the time I’d reached the age of nine.  I’d probably become obsessed with the whole business long before that; but it was at that age I realized I’d formed a unbreakable connection in my mind between smoking and intense sexual longing.  There was a lot […]

We all want what’s best for our children, mothers especially.  I know that a lot of women are concerned to know the best time for their daughters to start smoking.  They think back on their own heady days as a new smoker and wonder, “did I start soon enough?”  What should they expect from their […]

People are obsessed with making money and with saving money.  Governments are no different.  We all want to make “informed decisions”, that’s why we pour over the studies that look into the best way to save money.  Trouble is, though, we’re not actually making decisions.  We’re just using the information we generate to do whatever […]

Well, I told you I’d relate my adventures in Bachelorhood if I had any.  So, in service to that promise, I shall tell you that I got to spend time with an attractive woman on Monday.  It wasn’t a date or anything because this particular “attractive woman” is much too young for me — but […]

You can take this to the bank: I have no interest whatsoever in stepping out from behind my cyber-curtain and revealing my true identity.  I exist in the blog world as Charon’s Aide and I exist in meat-space as <YOU AIN’T GONNA FIND OUT>. Here’s the thing.  “Charon’s Aide” can be open and honest about […]

There are two kinds of people in the word.  There are people who think they’re independent and self-motivating, people who — let’s face it — are just kidding themselves.  In other words, they’re sheep who don’t know they’re sheep.  The other kind, and I’m in this group, are sheep who know they’re sheep; know it […]