Tag Archives: cravings

Sad, and Lonely, and Inhaling All the Way

Maybe, just maybe, the thing I need — the thing I need from all you wonderful smokers and smoking appreciators — is a tender “Boo” and a consoling “Hoo”.

The Trouble With Me

Those of you who are following along at home will remember when I introduced you to Cathy.  Cathy is, of course, just one of the ever growing sorority of female smokers who are far too hot, far too sexy and far too young for me and who — in complete defiance of common sense — […]

Health and Fitness

We all want what’s best for our children, mothers especially.  I know that a lot of women are concerned to know the best time for their daughters to start smoking.  They think back on their own heady days as a new smoker and wonder, “did I start soon enough?”  What should they expect from their […]

I am so STRESSSSSED!!!!!!!!

This post is going to be about feelings.  I’ve decided to write about feelings, my feelings, because I regularly hear from folks in the mental health field who suggest that we smokers are most likely to light up when we’re stressed.  The way these experts describe it, stress is a trigger for smoking.  Hmmmm — […]

By Any Other Name…

True or false?  I have a smoking fetish.  I’m not sure how to answer.  I mean, I certainly have what it is that people mean when they say “smoking fetish”.  So, “Do I have a smoking fetish?”.  The correct answer is TRUE.

Upside Down and Backwards

Just the other day I got an email from a lady who’s been corresponding with me since the time she started smoking (which was fairly recently — she’d been a non-smoker for a long time.)  In the email, she told me that she woke up in the morning “wanting a cigarette like never before”.  She […]