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Love the Life You Live / Live the Life You Love
The great philosopher Socrates said, “The unexamined life is not worth living.” Fortunately, after Socrates said it, Plato wrote it down — otherwise Socrates’ words would have died with him. Socrates was too cheap to buy a pencil! In our own time, the novelist Saul Bellow gave Socrates’ wisdom a conditional endorsement by adding, “but the […]
Would You Like a Little Whine, Perhaps, With your Cigarette?
Often you have heard it said, “The weekly squeal gets the grease”, and I suppose it’s true. Last week’s squeal of frustration and disappointment (with a liberal sprinkling of obvious and pitiful narcissism) has provoked an outpouring of grease not seen since the Valdez incident.
I Hate All of You! … And Your Little Dogs Too!!!!
I’m like a pastor who uses his sermons to complain about the people who don’t go to church. The ones who hear his sermons are the ones he doesn’t need to speak to, and the people he wants to reach aren’t around to hear his sermon.
And This Means What, Exactly?
Welcome to Wednesday, the day when all of us here at Puff Of Heaven — fans and contributors both — can relax, light up and take a little census of this magnificent little town we should probably call Smoker’s Appreciation Junction. When you’re here, your home! There’s plenty of room for everyone!
Turning the Other Cheek
OK, I’ll admit it: Charon’s Aide is a troll. Yeah. What I mean, folks, is that, generally, whenever I publish a new post, I’ll take a tour of the world of WordPress, scouting out other people’s blogs, looking for folks who have something to say about smoking, or cigarettes, or fetishes. Then, when I find […]
Table For One
OK, at exactly 2:37 this afternoon I got the following text from Agnes: I can’t do tonight, Charon’s Aide. I’ve got the throat scratchies and feel like general crap. Maybe next week sometime…. I’d like to see a show of hands, here. How many of you appreciative appreciators are surprised that I was stood up? […]
I Promised Not To … But I Did Anyway!
If you’ve been keeping up with my adventures, you know that “Cathy” stood me up on our proposed ‘smoking date’ Monday. She offered what she referred to as a ‘rain check’ and — since I kind of figured I wasn’t exactly going to be able to take that check to the bank — I decided […]
The World Will Little Note
Let’s see now, last week I posted some of the ‘site stats here at Puff of Heaven. We all found out that — in the seven days previous — we’d had seventy five page views from all you wonderful smoking appreciators. Traffic here was on the way up which, naturally, was to be expected since […]
There’s No Fool Like …
Cathy’s name isn’t Cathy any more than Agnes’ name is Agnes; but I will relate my (upcoming) adventures with Cathy just as did with Agnes. I realize, of course, that I have no business writing about Cathy, or thinking about Cathy or fantasizing about Cathy or putting Cathy’s name in a sentence that’s anywhere near […]
Is it Wednesday Already?
What did I say last week? I said I was initiating a ‘weekly feature’ here at Puff of Heaven, a feature that will enable all of you wonderful smoking appreciators to take note of how normal, even common, your enthusiasm for cigarettes really is. I pointed out, last week, that activity was on the increase. […]
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